I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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