I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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