It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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