I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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