is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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