To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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