I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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