He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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