If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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