It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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