your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I pour the whiskey from now on
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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