Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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