i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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