You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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