Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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