I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Randomize
