You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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