i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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