ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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