She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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