I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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