I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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