4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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