She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
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If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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