Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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