From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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