I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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