evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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