never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
So. Much. Porn.
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