i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.