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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy

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• (916): View more from California

  is it cool if i come over and use your computer?

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  what happened to yours?

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  i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles

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• (817): View more from Texas

  idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?

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• (718): View more from New York

  GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.

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