Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
i drank out of a bidet.
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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