somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
