I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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