I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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