its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Found your dick twin last night
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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