Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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