I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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