Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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