I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We have started to decorate penises.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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