Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
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Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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