I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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