I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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