He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Houston, we have a blender
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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