It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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