my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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