Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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