You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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Also, beer. Big fan.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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