at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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