I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!