I'm going to jail i love you
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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