We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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