i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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