direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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