I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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