Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
