we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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